published March 29, 2012
in the Stockton Sentinel
Stockton, Kansas
In January, I wrote about my new smart phone that was outsmarting me. Well, since then Miley and I have become great friends, and she goes with me everywhere. More than a phone, she is a camera, a camcorder, a palm-sized Kindle, an alarm clock. She reminds me of appointments and birthdays or other special occasions. She keeps me entertained by playing Words With Friends and Solitaire. And of course, she helps me keep up with my Facebook friends, emails and text messaging.
I was thrilled to come across the following list of texting codes - you know, those abbreviated things like LOL (short for "laughing out loud") or BFF (best friends forever"), only these codes have been adapted for those of us who qualify for the senior discount at Kentucky Fried Chicken. Not all of these apply to me yet, but I plan to keep the list around, just in case.
ATD: At The Doctor
BFF: Best Friend's Funeral
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
FWTW: Forgot Where I Was
FWICHF: Forgot What I Came Here For
GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA: Got Hearburn Again
WMHO: Where's My Hearing Aid?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage REcliner
OMSG: Oy My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL-CGU: Rolling On the Floor Laughing, Can't Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
Hope these help! Let me know if you have some other good ones to use!
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